playmynerves:clearmylungs:morganfreeman:growingup:skeetshoot:(via clintonlovespizza)
pizza face is nick satino’s alter ego
playmynerves:clearmylungs:morganfreeman:growingup:skeetshoot:(via clintonlovespizza)
pizza face is nick satino’s alter ego
1. i sit around singing songs i make up to my dog all day
2. i decided to start calling it “profiling” people instead of judging. thank u dr. spencer reid
3. it just sounds less bitchy that way
my friend’s grandmother always sings songs to their dog ollie in spanish and it’s so funny because she’ll be like “nobody likes you, nobody likes you”
sister - dress from saks outlet
ben - scarf or sweater or something
dad - splitting with tiff and ben on a bluray player
mom - making her this cute hot cocoa thing
stepmom - idk
brother - idk probably an affliction shirt
After Wizards Of Waverly Place, of course.
I just love how they don’t take themselves seriously and pretty much every kevin line is funny